i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me
he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily
If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.
It’s just in asexuals actually have divine properties
lmao oh my goodness
finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind
All asexuals are helmed with the sun, clothed in the moon, with the stars beneath their feet, and each are allotted 1 (one) effulgent chariot pulled by giant cats* who can breathe fire and/or bees.
*Maintenance of the chariot, along with care and feeding of the fire/bee-breathing felines, is the responsibility of the asexual deity in question; nursing fire/bee-breathing felines at your own beatific teat has a certain classic appeal, it is NOT recommended for deities of any gender (trust us, it’s not a good scene; just ask Kyle, the God of Horrible Nipple Wounds).
Vine by Cersei
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY